splitscreen

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

by Splitscreen October 14, 2009

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splitsie

To split and share in a friendly manner especially with pizza

Jamie and Ellie splitsied the pizza Jacob brought them.

by Jamaroobee March 20, 2016

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A sexual position where the man lays on his side while the girl lays on her back. The man lays perpendicular to the girl, hold one leg to his chest and holding her other leg in a figure 4 with his legs.

I samana split her and she came instantly.

by Murican Eagle October 16, 2015

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Hit 'n' split

to have sex with a person and leave before they notice...

i just had to hit 'n' split she was that ugly

by myspaceeeee addict April 19, 2009

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Scared Man Split

Often seen in horror movies, it is a person's impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.

*On Screen*
"Alright guys, let's split up."
~One man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~

Man in the Audience:
"Dude, he just pulled a scared man split! He's gonna die."

by nellygrl August 10, 2009

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splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

by Anon March 24, 2005

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split lip

Aka--female, woman.

When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..

by fatboy75 December 31, 2011

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