moldy orange

A bigot with a bad fake tan, who uses harsh comments to get elected president of the U.S.

"Who one the US election?"
"Oh, the moldy orange."

by Las Vegas January 16, 2017

Agent oranged

Being trapped in a conversation with an older or elderly adult, where they ramble/rant about a their time in college, the military or otherwise. Any subtle social cue to leave the conversation is ignored by the person rambling/ranting.

person 1: Hey man it's time to catch the movie.

Person 2: hey sorry dude I was just agent oranged by this Vietnam war veteran in the bar.

by C.S Evans February 6, 2017

useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash.

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022

low five an orange man

Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.

Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?

by Chris974 July 21, 2011

orangatang tities

A disease in which your nipples turn purple and saggy and eventualy fall off

What is it doctor?You have orangatang tities.

by Lucas the 3rd April 21, 2007

orang-a-dangus

Someone who has properties of both an orangutang and a dangus.

that lumbering tool is a orang-a-dangus

by pro-nun-see-A-shun October 28, 2003