Skip to main content

Limpie

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.
Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"
by lunchgroup May 10, 2011
mugGet the Limpie mug.

lime-ish

A simple way of describing a large range of the color green without going into paint colors such as Paradise or Gecko.
What color is the sticky note?" "Kinda lime-ish." "I love your taste in sticky notes.
by Oddjob1116 July 1, 2011
mugGet the lime-ish mug.
Related Words
limp bizkit lime limelight limey limbo Limewire Limp limp dick lima limh

lima lima

phonetic military slang term for a telephone land line.
Sergeant Duke tried calling on the radio but the call failed so he went to the CP to use the lima lima.
by blozo August 23, 2011
mugGet the lima lima mug.

limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore
Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit
by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014
mugGet the limestone college mug.

limpclit

When a female drinks excessively and is not interested in or lacks the ability to become sexually aroused or perform.
Damn gir' you got too wasted and limpclit on me to get up on this dick wit that.
by Zandally May 12, 2015
mugGet the limpclit mug.

limberature

To describe the behavior of sleeping with one limb out from under the blankets. Your body temperature will not regulate comfortably while sleeping with and without the blankets completely on and off. You stick out an arm, leg or both. That limb has regulated your body temperature. Limberature.
"Last night I was Limberatured."
"I'll sleep well if I Limberature."
by JMNI January 15, 2016
mugGet the limberature mug.

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.
Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.
by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016
mugGet the limp dick origami mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email