Langdon

A beautiful bitch that deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He may be a weeb and kind of a dick at times but i genuinely care for him and if anything bad happens to him what/whoever caused that would have hell to pay. His voice is so fucking hot and he's so fucking talented. Even when im having really bad days, talking to him makes me feel better almost instantly.

Langdon is like, one of my best friends and idk what I'd do without him. Love u bih

by IdkBees? December 24, 2018

Lange

A timid elderly lady; A frail old woman ; A worn out penis pump

i met this really old Lange today; i need to get a new penis pump mine is lange

by giVstany May 4, 2011

Lennart Langkilde

hi my name is lennart i like to hit my kids when they do something good. i have no self controll i fucking love having sex with my 2 cats.. when they lick my balls it feels like sand paper :).I sit in my room in the dark on my computer and live off American Cheese and packages of hotdogs. I'm fat and have no hair, i wear tight leather biker outfits, and go to gay bars.

hey i went to the gay bar and fucked a packet of american cheese

by shane reeve February 4, 2005

Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

bubble language

A weird language in which two friends made one day to pass time, and now make it their goal to educate others of this language. All attempts made in vain.

This language is widely used in the United States of America and can be translated into French, Irish, and German

Fish and pigeons use this language often.

Bubble bubble bubble *I'm bored* i like bubble language

by sorcha12345678 February 6, 2017

Langa

The male version of a "Ganga"
Manwhore
Male slut

Ralph picked up again last night, he's such a Langa

by the real jebuss June 3, 2011

Langdon

i. Cup of Coffee

ii. One who resembles a tan wiener, penis, or johnson.

i. "Baby, get daddy a cup of that hot langdon"

ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"

by Dubious July 28, 2012