Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

by bosm January 28, 2009

ur fat

Ur fat is used by a child when all hope is lost. When they can't think of an insult so they say ur fat. I told this to my dad I now don't have an eye. But when you are losing hit them with an ' ur fat ' and watch them laugh at you. *Please note children if you say this to your teacher that's a woman they will take it personally.

Friend: Ur fairy bread without hundreds&thousands

You: 'can no longer win' " Ur fat"
Friend: Thats a trash insult loser hahahaha
You: god dang

by overcookedmeatballsubway September 7, 2020

Fat bet

A phrase used by someone either when someone else doubts they will do something that they are highly likely to do, or they hear someone mention something happening that they really want to happen.

A higher degree of the slang term 'bet'.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that *unliked coworker* might get fired?"
Coworker 2: "FAT BET."

by ManOfArks October 10, 2019

Cut the fat

To remove something that is unnecessary or superfluous.

I found that I could get to class on the bus, so instead of ALSO paying for the car, gas, registration, insurance, and maintenance.... I just cut the fat, and sold it.

by djdole April 17, 2019

Fat cat

A huge cat

Your cat 🐈 is fat
You got a fat cat

by Homeschooledteacher October 15, 2017

Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

by Chedwardo June 4, 2018

fat sue

a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!

Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}

by Bob from catland January 8, 2012