Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 3, 2022

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

no fap friday

the idea of not fapping every friday

Friend: You wanna fap?

Other Friend: No its no fap friday

by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022

The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022