U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.
Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!
by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022
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Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."
"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."
"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."
"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021
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oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021
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Get the fapping mug.Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Fap Money mug.During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like
by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020
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