fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter December 26, 2007

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005

fart pipe

A loud annoying,non fuctioning muffler attached to the rear of a ricer car, who's owner automatically thinks he is hot stuff because his vehicle can make this loud noise. little does he know everyone is just laughing at him.
The fart pipe usaully emits a long, loud, rising 'fart' noice, which resembles a sythesized fart, or a mouth fart.
Fart pipes creat too little backpressure, which can actually hurt performance without extensive engine modifications.
Fart pipes often irritate us REAL men who actually have a manly vehicle, with big , V8's, and RWD of course!
Fart pipe ricers sometimes give a bad name to those of us with a good loud exhaust, loud because we have a big, low-iding V8, which actually needs less restiction to perform well, not just to be needlessly loud.

Ex1:
Ricer with loud fart pipe pulls up next to me
Ricer- Hey, homie-G bag, you wants ta race?
V8 guy- Umm, ok.
Ricer-Oh, really? Crap. *pisses pants*

Ex2:
Ricer- Hey G-hood biscuit, litsen to this!
Ricemobile- faaaaaaaaaart!!!!
V8 guy- *chuckles to himself*
Hotrod- Blub blub blub blub blub blaaaaaaaaam! blaaam! blaaaaaam!
Ricer- *pisses pants*

by rockabillysteve August 17, 2006

fart can

A exhaust on a 4 cylinder engine that is very fucking annoying. usually just a muffler/tip combo.

An ls-1 engine or any other LsX vehicle is not allowed to sound like this, for it is physically impossible to reproduce the annoying sound of a fart can in this style of engine.

What the fuck was that shitting sound comming from that cavaliers exhaust?

Just another fart can, im glad my Trans Am doesnt sound like that or I would cut my own balls off.

by JoshieDoom December 9, 2008

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.

I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.

by the teej. November 9, 2010

fart-and-run

when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.

Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.

Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?

Matt: Bah

by knobhead September 1, 2008