If a situation is cranky, it is uncomfortable and you wish you could avoid it. It is most likely going to be a painful experience for your soul.
by Andy March 17, 2005
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Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
by Transform April 22, 2006
Get the Cranium-Rectum Inversion mug.A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."
by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008
Get the Genital Crank mug.On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.
You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.
Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.
Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.
by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010
Get the The Cranberry mug.when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube
by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009
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To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.
Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!
Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!
Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!
by preppysweaterboy March 7, 2009
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