carpet biter

a lesbian...usually the 'Fluff' rather than the 'Butch' (See also "Flannel Shirt")

You could tell that Debbie and Veronica are hot for each other....They're both a couple of notorious carpet biters.

by Velos April 11, 2004

carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

Carpateh

Originally quoted from Maher Hin. in square il 3oloom, with reference to Worms Armageddon's carpet bomb. It is used when describing things from the sky that fall on you, knock you down, and continue to beat the crap out of you until you are no more.

This exam was carpateh

by Hus April 11, 2004

carpetcrusin

Giving oral to a girl while she is driving

"We almost got into an accident while I was carpetcrusin Kristen"

by Timothy Muller December 10, 2006

carputer

An installed automotive modification for any automobile that replaces the radio (din) area of the dash with a screen hooked to a modified computer (either pc or mac) for playing audio, video using internet, and GPS systems or wardriving.

My carputer runs a gps unit, bluetooth cellpone adaptor and my Sirius radio, all from an old windows laptop under the passanger seat.

by willm. December 14, 2008

Carpenterly

To have skills that would do one well as a carpenter

but ya i wouldn't make that too much effort and i'm not carpenterly-inclined

by Joe the Carpenter December 19, 2008