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rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia 

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic
Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg

Vigo the Carpathian 

Sexual maneuver inspired by the Ghostbuster's sequel. It is accomplished by finding a chick with an abnormally large head and four friends. To put it simply, have the four friends simultaneously ejaculate onto the woman's face to the point where she is overwhelmed, screaming "NOOOOOO" in a deep manly voice and falls into an unconscious state of euphoria.
"Did you hear about Bobblehead Betty? She totally had another Vigo the Carpathian run on her last night and she hasn't got the slime out of her ears!"
Vigo the Carpathian by B. Smash December 14, 2009
A one man band formed in 2010 consisting of Micah Roth. He plays the guitar, drums, bass, keyboard, and vocals. Located in Orlando, FL.
Man, that band Carpathia is super badass.
Carpathia by Hugleda September 10, 2010

Carpathiest 

A non-believer who would need a "mountain" of evidence before he would ever consider adopting a religion of any kind.
As a Carpathiest, I would need strong and solid proof of there being a Supreme Being and/or other spiritual-entity figures; all of da merely-superstition-based clap-trap dat da Bible-thumpers spout at me doesn't amount to a "hill of beans" in my mind.
Carpathiest by QuacksO April 4, 2024