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Bauer

To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place
yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin
by Major.e.rection December 20, 2007
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BauerToews19

Did you know OvoPhantuums has one eye and BauerToews19 is autistic?
by pirate696969696 November 2, 2020
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Beamerball

Beating 1-AA teams the first few games of the year, then cruising through the cake ACC conference schedule until losing to the one decent team that year. All the while being ranked outrageously high in the polls for no apparent reason. Finally, getting an undeserving invite to a major bowl game and blowing it. This my friends, is Beamerball.
How the hell is Virginia Tech playing in the Sugar Bowl?
Oh right, cause of BEAMERBALL!!!!
by FrankBeamer January 7, 2012
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robyn beater

a word used to describe an item of choice used to beat/hit a chum with.
Johnston: 'that fat bitch stole my beef jerky'
Wordsworth: 'lets whack her one with the old Robyn Beater'
by Weiny Joy April 7, 2008
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wife beater

A wife beater is a t-shirt that is completely worn out and preferably has a few stains on it of an unknown origin. It should also be worn bare especially around the neck line.
Check out the wife beater (t shirt) he's got one.

Also - in conversation: Well Bob, you know Airdr*e Alberta is the wife beater capital of Canada.

It should also be clear that the definition refers to the actual shirt, not the guy wearing it, although it is only applicble to shits worn by guys.
by rockinjoedavis March 12, 2008
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beanerbag

1. A large beanbag structered beaner, having the same qualities as a beanbag such as containing a large quantity of beans.
"Gee, Jim sure is a beanerbag!"
by Kyo April 24, 2005
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Beaner Bag

When a person, usually of Hispanic ethnicity, inexplicably throws a bean bag off of a waitress' face from 20 yards away and knocks her entire tray of drinks to the ground shattering glass everywhere.
Example #1:

Did you see Carlos beaner bag that fucking bar maid?

Example #2:

The bar manager refused to turn on the Mexico vs USA soccer game for Julio, so he got pissed and beaner bagged her racist fat-ass.
by Jeff Saltamachia January 1, 2009
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