bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

Bassturbation

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

basshole

A jackass that drives through residential areas at three in the morning with the subwoofers on his car stereo at maximum volume.

See also inbreeding.

I was enjoying a restful slumber, when this basshole came driving by, causing everything in my apartment to rattle, almost as if hit by some localized earthquake phenomenon.

by Lunarsight August 13, 2004

basstard

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

by Darren C July 21, 2008

Pulling a Bassi

a. When you make a promise to your friends or colleagues and then don't follow through on that.

b. A dutch boy who is always struggling with his schedule! and does not know when to say no or yes to plans.

Stop pulling a bassi on me Dave, you said you were gonna be here at 10.00
Ahaaa shit, John pulled a bassi on us! we were supposed to work on an assignment together

by DevTom April 18, 2023

bassoonist

A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.

Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.

'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI

by Zillah Lewis March 31, 2005

bassism

Prejudice against bass players.

Man, I'm tired of all this bassism around here.

by Dylan Giddings October 27, 2007