Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."
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the greatest sport in the world. And for those who do play proper competitive volleyball. the single greatest way to meet chicks. as they tend to go for guys who can also play
due to the physical strength and fitness required to play this highly skilled sport. the women tend to be of the attractive nature
due to the physical strength and fitness required to play this highly skilled sport. the women tend to be of the attractive nature
normal guy: dude how the hell do you know all these chicks
volleyballer: volleyball bro
normal guy: but i go watch every week
volleyballer: they're only interested in those who can play. not those that just go to perv
volleyballer: volleyball bro
normal guy: but i go watch every week
volleyballer: they're only interested in those who can play. not those that just go to perv
by balvball January 17, 2011
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by poobicus August 21, 2010
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by Dr. Pooch, Ph.D. September 1, 2009
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Function: Noun
A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
Function: Noun
A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
Joe has VOCD; he must adjust the volume on any television in which it is not set to a perfect number.
by LoneWolf275 January 30, 2009
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A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
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