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cow whisperer

A Vermon who seduces painted plywood cows, known as Plycows, to come graze in his front yard.
Look at the lovely Plycows in the Cow Whisperer's front yard.
by Tara March 29, 2005
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Cow Hampshire

New England state, north of Massachusetts. The folk of this state are simple, like cows.
I drove to Cow Hampshire to snag a cheap carton of butts.
by Butchie December 19, 2003
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holy cow

A cow blessed by a high priest
I bless this cow...(as a priest dips him in holy water)
by Jim Beam May 31, 2004
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cow's ass

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"
Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?
by Shifty February 2, 2004
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munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!
by jay December 22, 2004
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Milking The Cow

WHen a woman has intercourse or sexual relations with a man and she moves the penis in a jerking gesture just like durring sex a women rubs up and down on the penis to make sperm ejackulate like head, strawberry short cake, or buff or any other type of sex/dick related subjects. The woman moves the penis in a motion like milking a cow!!!
LIke last night i was having sex with Chloe she was milking the cow on me.
OR
OMG Chloe yesterdayy i milked Joey really hard!
by Gigigan June 14, 2008
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Disco Cow

It has to do with food and Wisconsin, but it is not food, nor is it Wisconsin.
"I heard that Amber's gotten all y'all a SUPER present!"
"What is it, some kind of Disco Cow?"
by brandon hendrickson August 7, 2003
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