What people who grew up in Vermont call themselves, due to a chronic inability to pronounce the letter "t".
Person A: Joe went out to check on the girls (cows) because it hit 20 below, he's a real Vermoner.
Person B: Ayuh.
Person B: Ayuh.
by Gryphoness April 16, 2010
A non-friend that is a minister who never makes time for his friends. Vermons are also known for making 12:30am phone calls after having SEVERAL Jack & Coke's and smoking his favorite cigars. Also known for planning PATHETIC April Fools jokes with a slanny.
by Tara March 29, 2005
Dwayne LaFontant, the most powerful human being in the universe that will vermonate your life into existence just by uttering the words, "Yah just been vermonated"
by Fat Coxx November 27, 2020
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