Goic's Tech

A website that sells tech cheaper than other companies

Goic's Tech has better prices than Amazon and Best Buy

by Goic's Tech February 12, 2024

Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.

Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.

by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022

tech tip

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

by sussyamognus July 11, 2022

Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble

(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face

by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018

TECH TUESDAY

The last Tuesday of every month wear you wear a Nike tech

Omg Chris look so sexy this tech Tuesday

by Kha billz January 25, 2022

V-tech

Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.

15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"

by Hendobp March 28, 2016

Butter tech

A adjective; Used to describe something in a positive manner, such as impressive, good looking, and or tasty.

What do you guys think of my new shoes?

“They are butter tech”

These burgers are butter tech, you did a good job cooking them.

How about that touchdown catch, It was butter tech.

by Shved October 18, 2025