security blanket sex syndrome

When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).

Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"

Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."

Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"

Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)

Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"

by brandyOnIce February 21, 2011

secret universe

When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.

when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.

by Will Connell July 21, 2008

secret smell

The aroma that you are presented with the moment you enter a restroom.

I ran into the restoom only to be confronted by the most God awful secret smell.

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Secret Goldfish

A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.

OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!

by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 27, 2009

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009