piffle sniffer

a person who sniffs girls bicycle seats

Cyril get away from that bike you piffle sniffer

by goonamerica July 23, 2009

cheese-sniffer

Someone with a "multi partner lifestyle" that switches to monogamy, and then criticizes thous that don't...or someone that sniffs cheese

That raindear is a cheese-sniffer

by cheesebreez October 22, 2011

Cow shagger, pantie sniffer

A person who refuses to wash themselves and engages in questionable activities with underwear belonging to various members in their household.

Dylan: Jeeeeesus, Sean smells really bad!
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer

by LoverOfDeadCalves November 15, 2020

Poop Sniffer

When you sniff your toilet paper after you wipe your butt.

D: (comes out of the bathroom), Hey K do you ever sniff your toilet paper after you wipe? You know just to see if there is something wrong with you?
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...

by vsecrets April 28, 2006

Stifflemire

To commit sex crimes on a young boy in a dorm apartment

Poor Tim, he got a stifflemire a few years back.

by blzzthlls February 6, 2018

Stifflocated

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

by Cavedog September 6, 2019

Stiffney

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.

Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!

by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022