cottage shirt

A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.

Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...

by cottager July 11, 2011

Mugs & Shirts

Don't try to buy them. Seriously.

Buy (Insert Definition) mugs & shirts

by DYB42 September 8, 2013

Audrey Shiremen Syndrome

Audrey Shiremen syndrome is the syndrome of being attached to somebody that will always neglect you and never want you. typically the Audrey Shiremen syndrome vocalizes itself through desperate pleas for affection which seem to never be reciprocated.

“I heard that girl won’t stop texting Pryor about how she misses him.”
“Did Pryor ever say anything like that to her?”
“Nope.”
“She definitely has Audrey Shiremen Syndrome.”

by Pryor D July 29, 2019

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

SHIRO

to be a emo or a wetwipe

damn that shiro takes everything to heart

by KARNEX May 11, 2018

Shira

A beautiful girl name that means sun

A very attractive woman with high morals and value

Shira is the best wife in the world

by Rasalas July 19, 2016

shirt penis

n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.

John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.

by Sexybiznatch October 28, 2006