1. Allison, there's $20 here for you if you give her a wetwipe.
2. You've just been wetwiped.
3. As soon as they pass out, there's gonna be a wetwiping contest.
When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.