your own special needs brother

The loser who lives with me. The kid who has a special needs' disease who cannot function or leave the nest on his own. Not only has mental issues but also may be a homosexual, in essence my own special needs brother.

My brother Mike is called your own special needs brother

by David Rehmeyer March 12, 2009

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

needen

Its the best of times its the worst of times

Its a vagina.

This bitches needen smells.

by Suck Meoff August 13, 2006

needle dick

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.

eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.

by your mother sucks cock February 1, 2009

put the needle on the record

to start an activity

Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.

by LucretiaMacevil November 12, 2010

Special-Needs

The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist

Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

needle nips

when weather is extreme and your nipples get very hard. it can only occur during harsh rain or snow storms, especially during storms with lightning.

"Yo DUUUUDE! did you see that lightning??!"
"Naw son, i must have missed it but your needle nips are hanging out."

by stretchmarx July 20, 2007