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Danger Music

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 3, 2019
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Jeopardy Music

That doo doo doo doo doo doo doo sound that plays during Ginal Jeopardy on the TV show, but when someone asks a tricky question in real life, a douchebag will probably repeat it for annoying sound effect purposes.
George: What's the capital of South Dakota?
Mike: Ummm....
George: Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo...
Mike: Stop playing the Jeopardy Music it's so annoying!
by notinsouthdakotalolzerz August 4, 2012
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Talk music

In the context of Gospel Music, usually in the Black African-American church, soft, mellow background music (usually inspired by real Gospel and Soul music songs) that is played on a Hammond Organ or piano during a worship service in church at a time where music is not not central focus of the activity going on, but the music helps settle the peaceful mood during whatever activity is going on, such as offering, announcements, or sometimes even during the sermon.
Many Gospel musicians know how to play Talk Music in the Black Church.
by A Black Smartass from America January 16, 2021
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Tumblr Music

The music listened to by the users on Tumblr. Artists considered "emo", are considered normal on Tumblr
Ya I could hear the Tumblr Music coming from the 21 Pilots concert last night!
by Donkey Dick Daryl November 26, 2017
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musical mermaid

Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.
A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.
by meet her now May 11, 2007
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Prison music

A way to formally address drill music. Often used by boomers who hate any form of UK rap in this specification: UK Drill music
You: “Alexa, play Digga D - Chingy”
Boomer: “Turn off that prison music!”
by THELATINKID April 29, 2021
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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