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fairy muff (response- Glitter!)

an alternative term for 'fair enough'.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.
'we need to pop into the post office later'
'fairy muff'
'glitter!'
by feline March 4, 2005
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jungle muff

A woman with a large unruly pubic hair patch.
Damn the bitch needs to shave that pussy, she's got jungle muff in her panties.
by Fat Nik April 22, 2003
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Texas Muff Burn

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.
Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!
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Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009
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Servelans Muff

An exclamation, a part of a fictional charactures body. To be used in response to outrageous comments in placfe of words like fuck off or yeah right!
Tony blair is a good priminister.... Servelans muff!
The french are ok....
servelans muff!
by strape November 26, 2006
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musky muff

muff that has a pungent odor, synonymous with dumpster muff.
My Ex-Box had a musky muff; I nearly lost my dinner.
by Shawny April 16, 2007
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No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.
That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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