dice monkey

A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.
"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."
by Scott Forster July 16, 2005
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Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008
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monkey lovin

i just got me sum some good (monkey lovin)
by nevaj January 07, 2008
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monkey style

Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.
He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.
by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003
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crap monkey

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.
by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
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Ghetto Monkey

A person who belongs in a ghetto. Exhibits behavior socially related to those of a lower social economic strata. Behaviors are affectations to gain acceptance with other social groups
by thedoodle December 03, 2008
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phone monkey

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
by Timmeh606 November 09, 2007
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