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Spring Mountain 

A small plot of land located in Schwenksville, PA which may or may not be covered in "snow" each winter. Boasting a wide variation of terrain features, Spring Mountain is home to the scummiest snowboarders from local Methacton and Perkiomen Valley High Schools. Every Thursday night, the scummiest of scum gather at this poor excuse for a mountain and pretend to have fun.
Sharkey: Yo I heard B-list was filmin some steezy ass lines the other day. Do you think they'll be chillin up at Spring Mountain today for the Rail Jam sponsored by G spot, Pelican, and Suzuki?

Gmoney: Naw seip daddy aint got a season pass. I heard him and Brasher are settin up some jibs in the Methacton parking lot and having their own jam session. I saw their blog post on jibmasters.net

Sharkey: Word.
Spring Mountain by MikeJaworoski February 1, 2009

the old one two mountain dew 

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

Signal Mountain 

To the surprise of many, Signal Mountain actually consists of the town of Signal Mtn. and Walden, and is located on what is known as Walden's Ridge.

Entertainment is more so in the historical landmarks than the town's lifestyle. These sites include The W road with its hairpin curves, the Conner Toll house, and Mabbitt Springs. We must not forget the well known Signal Point which holds magnificent views of the Tennessee River and Valley. In 1863, The Union Army used Signal Point to communicate to the Chattanooga area as well as Lookout Mtn. Just before you reach Signal Point you will pass what was once Signal Mtn. Inn (1913) that has been converted to Alexian Inn and built alongside Alexian Village; a now booming Tennessee Retirement Facility.

Signal Mountain is considered a rather Ritzy area of Chattanooga to most people. It is a one stoplight town with a reputation for a population of wealthy Republicans. Residents are rumored to be in talks of making it a privately gated town. More often referred to as 'Signal' with rather small population of church-every-sunday folks.
"You must be one of those know-everything Signal Mountain folks"
Signal Mountain by Cybele October 1, 2008

she'll be coming down the mountain

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!
Sorry, I'm in RuralDictionary mood

crawford mountain

Crunkest mountain in Kentucky, where all the homies, pimps, playas, ballas, and shot-calla's keep it real 'round the clock
Who dat dippin in the Cadillac? O da's Lil' A from Crawford Mt. ready to keep da ho's down.
crawford mountain by spizzle February 8, 2005

Brokeback mountain syndrome 

Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.
guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.

cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"

guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.