molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.

You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010

Mollissa

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She's usually short-ish, with long, wavy brown hair and gorgeous hazel eyes. Whatever you do, don't get her mad. There is NOTHING scarier than an angry Mollissa. As long as you stay on her good side, she's the best friend you could ever have.

She knows practically everyone, but has a circle of best friends. If you're in that circle, you're lucky. Don't lose it.

Girl 1: You know Mollissa?
Girl 2: Who, the really nice brunette?
Girl 1: Yeah, that one.

Girl 2: Ah. She's cool!

by Wolfdancer October 15, 2011

Molemar

A creature that avoids daylight. A Molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. There has been one spotting of a Molemar in Chicago, Illinois as recently as July, 2011. Molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.

Dave: "I saw a Molemar two days ago, I swear it!"
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."

by Troy Reynolds July 29, 2011

Molleena

I wish that this person name Molleena would like me. BEcause she is very pretty, fantastic, and just damn awesome. She doesnt get why I think this of her, but the above remains true.

Oh man, that Molleena is perfect in every way.

by GingyBread 112 August 24, 2011

Molochracy

A form of government run entirely by one or more Molochs. The Molochs control the media, fund corrupt politicians, and run the banking institutions. Only those who are truly deranged are capable of uttering the word aloud, and only they can interpret what a moloch is saying.

Rick Santorum: "I don't apologize for the Iranian people being free for a long time, and now they're under a Molochracy that tramples the rights of women, tramples the rights of gays ..."

American Public: A politician said it, it must be real. *nod heads*

by DoctorDre January 8, 2012

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

moldy strawberry

The residue left after someone writes or draws something on a car window in the winter. Common examples are smiley faces, hearts, tic-tac-toe boards, names, and "HELP" spelled backwards.

"It look's like someone drew a smiley face on the window back here."
"What? I guess someone left me a moldy strawberry."

by Cooper Estav January 2, 2014