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mixed (text)messages

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.
ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say
by katie cat :) January 15, 2009
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messican

1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.
He's really cute for being a messican.
by Legs (Saintt) December 1, 2006
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yahoo messenger

The worst instant messaging service available on the face of the Earth. Known to drop messages, log-out at random times, and somehow confused with more advanced instant messaging services, such as MSN, AIM, and/or AOL.
by TheVoiceInYourHead April 17, 2008
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messy

This party is messy!
by Beenie April 15, 2003
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Message Board

A place on the internet where dorks can call eachother "pretentious" and "psuedo-intellectual".
douchebag 1:you're so pretentious

douchebag 2:that's just the kind of talk I'd expect from a psuedo-intellectual
by idunno? October 3, 2004
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Messy

A female who’s fucking multiple dudes in the same or similar circle. She’s always in ever guys face loves attention, and very dramatic. Very low moral standard bottom ah the barrel.
Aye bruh watch that bitch, that hoe messy. I heard she fucking with 3 other dudes and she got a boyfriend. I wouldn’t fuck with it. “word my mans smashed last night.”
by Bigsmith123 October 12, 2019
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Messy Kebab

To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
by bezzlersbezzler June 24, 2010
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