dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

Honor Meat

The length of a dick with both hands stacked up the shaft. What pokes out is honor meat. Its what you can be proud of.

Person 1: damn my girl loves my honor meat, I got a solid 3 inches of it.
Person 2: lucky, all I got is a mushroom top. Just the tip.
Person 1: I'm sure your gf doesn't mind
Person 2: she broke up with me actually
Person 1: why?
Person 2: she said I didn't have enough honor meat. :(

by tryone DA reel homue July 25, 2015

Meat Shelf

The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.

That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.

by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

Meat Cliff

The large fleshy mass of a hefty woman that hangs directly over her crotch area.

Bill couldn't see the girl's camel toe because her meat cliff was blocking it.

by threlly March 20, 2011

Happy Meat

Meat that has come from a free range, grass-fed, organic environment.

Jonathan: So you up for hitting McDonald's for a burger?

Jacob: No, man, I'll just go to Publix and see if they got any happy meat. Last time I was there, they had a great selection of free-range, grass-fed, and organic meat. It was wonderful.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

Feet to Meat

Getting a foot job.

"Want to feet to meat?"

by God of Time November 5, 2009