by Ali G in da house March 25, 2007
Get the liberal mug.1. A self loathing person who hates everything that's part of him. He hates his family, religion, country, Capitalism, and individual freedoms.
2. Suffers from the grass is always greener on the other side complex.
3. Person who supports free speech as long as you agree with it. Supports censorship of those he feels are intolerant.
4. Person who thinks taxes are the greatest thing since the invention of Communism.
5. Lover of deviant lifestyles which have no moral boundaries. Thinks marriage should be anything we want it to be whether someone wants to marry 1 person, 4 people, or marry a donkey.
6. Person who is childish and throws a hissy fit, threatening to move to Canada because the elected president isn't a Democrat.
7. Person who threatens to move to Canada but unfortunately never leaves.
2. Suffers from the grass is always greener on the other side complex.
3. Person who supports free speech as long as you agree with it. Supports censorship of those he feels are intolerant.
4. Person who thinks taxes are the greatest thing since the invention of Communism.
5. Lover of deviant lifestyles which have no moral boundaries. Thinks marriage should be anything we want it to be whether someone wants to marry 1 person, 4 people, or marry a donkey.
6. Person who is childish and throws a hissy fit, threatening to move to Canada because the elected president isn't a Democrat.
7. Person who threatens to move to Canada but unfortunately never leaves.
3. I'm a liberal and you should be tolerant of all my viewpoints.
Other person: Well, I have to disagree with you Mr. Liberal on some issues because of my religious views.
Mr. Liberal: How dare you even mention religion, as a liberal I find your beliefs intolerant of mine.
Other person: Well, I have to disagree with you Mr. Liberal on some issues because of my religious views.
Mr. Liberal: How dare you even mention religion, as a liberal I find your beliefs intolerant of mine.
by ChrisChris February 19, 2007
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A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.
A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.
Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.
In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.
Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.
In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
Get the liberal mug.1) Any term meaning a lot.
2) Term that back in the day, meant someone who worked for the betterment of the American condition. Liberals in these days were often very nice men who would donate a coin to the homeless child on the street who stole food on a nightly basis or the jack-in-the-box cranking monkey that banged a tin cup against the sidewalk while molesting innocent passerby.
3) Any inhuman, vile scum that merely acts for self-preservation and the ruining of others' fun. This list includes but is not limited to communists, fascists, illegal pieces of shit, spies, smart black people, hippies, stupid-as-fuck stoners that don't give a shit and associate with the cause because it sounds cool, revolutionaries, preachers, and people who think the missionary position is the coolest sex move ever invented.
Those fitting 3) want to see your fun ruined. They want to see Uncle Sam boning you in the ass, and they campaign for government healthcare so that the homeless people on the streets can rise up, steal your shit, overrun your cities and infrastructure, and ass rape your innocent wife and children, at your expense as well. They want to allow the frothing zoo of San Francisco to pollute the nation and turn the Stars and Stripes into Rainbowfest. They want a black president mainly so they can fulfill their misguided knowledge of racial equality and high five other liberal bitches on ruining the life of other, conservative, productive members of society.
2) Term that back in the day, meant someone who worked for the betterment of the American condition. Liberals in these days were often very nice men who would donate a coin to the homeless child on the street who stole food on a nightly basis or the jack-in-the-box cranking monkey that banged a tin cup against the sidewalk while molesting innocent passerby.
3) Any inhuman, vile scum that merely acts for self-preservation and the ruining of others' fun. This list includes but is not limited to communists, fascists, illegal pieces of shit, spies, smart black people, hippies, stupid-as-fuck stoners that don't give a shit and associate with the cause because it sounds cool, revolutionaries, preachers, and people who think the missionary position is the coolest sex move ever invented.
Those fitting 3) want to see your fun ruined. They want to see Uncle Sam boning you in the ass, and they campaign for government healthcare so that the homeless people on the streets can rise up, steal your shit, overrun your cities and infrastructure, and ass rape your innocent wife and children, at your expense as well. They want to allow the frothing zoo of San Francisco to pollute the nation and turn the Stars and Stripes into Rainbowfest. They want a black president mainly so they can fulfill their misguided knowledge of racial equality and high five other liberal bitches on ruining the life of other, conservative, productive members of society.
1) I like my blowjobs with a liberal amount of slurping, please.
2) Did you just see that man help that poor Irish immigrant kid? He's so Liberal!
3) I was talking to Betty at the dinner party about stupid niggers in office, and it turns out she's a liberal! She's not getting the yearly Christmas fruitcake anymore.
2) Did you just see that man help that poor Irish immigrant kid? He's so Liberal!
3) I was talking to Betty at the dinner party about stupid niggers in office, and it turns out she's a liberal! She's not getting the yearly Christmas fruitcake anymore.
by Magnum Mayhem December 6, 2010
Get the Liberal mug.Another Smear word created by the Far Right to demonize liberals. In the case of this baseless term, it is used to describe liberals as being hypicritical without looking at all the facts. If one was to dig deeper they would find that Liberals would jump at the chance to use a less polluting form of travel.
Since this a term created by Rush Limbaugh not all the facts where considered.
see Conservative Sucker Punch
Since this a term created by Rush Limbaugh not all the facts where considered.
see Conservative Sucker Punch
Before you use a term like Lear Jet Liberal why don't you research all the facts and not make assumptions. Even though many Big politcal and enviromental advicates used private jets they would be the first to use a jet that did not use up so much fuel. The manufactures would make mopre fuel effishent jets.
by Bob_the_Patriot December 7, 2007
Get the Lear Jet Liberal mug.Theses two words (Lab Rat) conjoined to form one. Labrats are the sub class workers of Labs who sample the samples behind closed doors. Resulting in Muddy fingers and spunk stained beards. This explains why results are inconclusive quite often when you see the doctor.
Other words for this type of person would be come guzzlers and KFC's (because their always finger licking)
Other words for this type of person would be come guzzlers and KFC's (because their always finger licking)
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" A Somerset man was dismissed from his job at the Bristol BRI this morning, when he was exposed as a Labrat. It is rumored he had consumed 14 Liters of sperm in his first week and 24 stools. The authorities claim the man did not work alone and they need to do more research on the meaning of the term 'screwball scramball".
" A Somerset man was dismissed from his job at the Bristol BRI this morning, when he was exposed as a Labrat. It is rumored he had consumed 14 Liters of sperm in his first week and 24 stools. The authorities claim the man did not work alone and they need to do more research on the meaning of the term 'screwball scramball".
by Jebusmoore December 25, 2007
Get the Labrat mug.A person whose political view lies generally along the lines of the founding fathers, in that they believe that what unites Americans is a love of freedom, and they tend to vote that way. They prefer to allow others to believe as they like, since this is what the country is founded on, and generally resist any effort to remove rights simply because of who someone is, such as gay, or black, or poor. They believe in the ideal of ‘treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated’, believe that we all have a certain responsibility to support each other, rather than corporations, and believe that the safety and dreams of people come before the earnings of CEO’s. They believe that everyone’s point of view has something to contribute to our political discourse.
Who does that person think they are, supporting gay marriage? Do they think that people actually have rights? They must be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.
by Jefferson101 May 6, 2011
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