Hitchens

The softest hood in Carter County; usually filled with inbred scarred rednecks

“I went to Hitchens and left with ice cream and a smile on my face!”

by NSteezy December 23, 2024

Hatched

A girl who can deep throat a corona bottle and empty the contents.

That beer was hatched when tipped her head back with that bottle in her mouth.

by Hero the Xero January 20, 2026

Hitch-fish

A person so easy to troll that it ceases to be "fishing" and starts to feel like a chore.

"Catching a Hitch-fish is too easy; you just mention the words 'Lucy Letby is guilty' and they're on the hook for days."

by dizzythinks February 5, 2026

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.

person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”

by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

hochelaga hobo bag

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street

Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag

by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025

Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.

Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!

by Do NOT look up Pornogrindcore! September 3, 2025