brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.

When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.

by pooindahole May 19, 2011

homepride

while doing a girl from behind,you place a palm on each asscheek .next you quickly press down and outword yelly homepride ,splitting the cracker.

Susy walked around bowlegged for a week after jimmy gave her the homepride.
she said he split her like butter top bread.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Homersexual

Someone (can be male or female) who is sexually aroused by Simpsons characters

Joe: Damn, Marge is HOOOOOOOT in the new season!

Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!

by Blades Don't Need Reloading September 29, 2014

Hopper

Now, you may think ACAB, But Hopper isn't like the rest. Hopper is a cop who will risk his own life to find a young missing boy named Will. He even risked his life to sneak into a Russian base. He also might put some Eggosin a small wooden box in the woods and then find a girl with really short hair and keep her as is "Dotar" as he calls her. Hopper is the best cop there will ever be.

Dude 1: Man I love hopper! He is such a good cop!
Dude 2: I mean, I can't argue with you!

by *Spits out tea* July 6, 2020

crappy hamper

1.) A happy camper gone crappy.
2.) A hamper that has crap at the bottom of it.
3.) The United Nations.
4.) A person who's a slut but still doesn't know how to do anything still.

1.) Thats one camper gone crappy!
2.) I hate this crappy hamper my grandma gave me for christmas.
3.) I hate that stupid crappy hamper in New York that our president likes.
4.) She was one crappy hamper last night.

by cherry March 12, 2004

homierotic

gay rap music in which the rhymes concern the love the artist feels for his niggas.

all of tupac, bits of snoop, virtually anything remotely connected to dre.

by dave universe March 1, 2004

Hopper

A male or female who metaphorically jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention (texting, gift-giving, money, etc.) or to increase/keep up ones ego status. You should take extreme caution when dealing with these type of people for they are very cunning and sneaky about their activity. Expect word usage such as "guy friend" or "a friend"may be used in content.

John: Hey what about that girl?
Dave: No dude, she's a hopper. You'll thank me later.
John: But she's cute.
Dave: She was just with Justin bro.

by BigOle'CollegeHead March 30, 2015