He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the He wasn't talking about Trump mug.An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.
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Get the He thought he was Italian mug.Yes. If you listen to Sam Sedar and let him talk you out of stopping it... Then you can't stop the child murder. They have made an agreement with eachother to let me get robbed as punishment for saying things they don't like and I do not have to let them steal. Make them do it. Their agreement is null and void. You have spent the last 10 years trying to assert that this is the consequences of my actions but then he's instructing people to let the kid whose life is only at risk because Sem Sedar and his coalition of YouTubers have agreed to sabotage me. This couldn't be any more self inflicted for you. They made a conscious decision to steal from the guy who said he would murder a child if you stole from him. This is just a game to them.
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by Hym Iam October 31, 2025
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Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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