Hadley Moore

A person that can be feral and calm at the same time, an amazing person, cool person, and smart, Hadley is amazing

Omg Hadley Moore is just so amazing

by Dulapeep May 1, 2021

Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021

Haneleigh

Haneleigh is such a good friend. She will always listen to you vent. She will always be there for you when you need her. Haneleigh is also a very smart and pretty person. She is also very funny and you can always count on her to make you smile or laugh. She always brightens my day because she always comforts me and reassures me whenever I am feeling down. I love Haneleigh so much. I never want to lose Haneleigh. And I'm sure that anybody who meets her wouldn't want to lose her too.

jowa ko si Haneleigh<33 /j

by materialgrowl April 17, 2022

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

premature handlation

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.

Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

by jessymadethis December 27, 2010

Red Handed Duel

When a woman challenges another woman to a fight by slapping her in the face with her used tampon.

"Did you hear that Mary and Sarah are fighting?"

"Yeah Mary totally started that with a red handed duel."

by blinkboard182 November 15, 2011