Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018

Force

A Pro Competitive Player in the game Critical Ops FPS Game. Top Star Player in the game and dominate.

Dude! Force is a pro!

by Soilder10002 December 31, 2018

Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.

A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.

by petedrover July 25, 2020

fartet

a fartet or fartette is an ensemble of four farters simultaneously playing their instrument.

Today in empty subway those guys were 'playing' really loud in a fartet.

by FarthensMartens May 11, 2020

Footer

A dude with a really big dick-
a foot long dick

"Girl how big is it??"
"OOOH BITCH, he's a footer!"

by raeggy February 23, 2021

forcedtruth

best editing account ever and only super sexy people follow forcedtruth on tiktok

OMG did you see that edit of lily she looked so hot you can find it on forcedtruth tiktok

by lailamauk June 12, 2021