Edgar Allen Hoe

A prostitute who has a major in poetry

I love my Edgar Allen Hoe

by SBD2042 February 6, 2020

Eduardo

Simp

Damn have you heard from Eduardo?

No he been talking to this chick
Fucking simp

by Shaqtus December 10, 2020

edgar

This is my boy Edgar he's taken and he's cracked at fortnite.

Edgar:Team wipe
Me:Munyanyo

by Fortnite guy January 8, 2021

Edgar

Edgar is one amazing guy, he's known as the weird kid with anger issues, but when you get to know him, he's an absolute sweetheart, he often likes to vibe to my chemical romance and will invite you to vibe with him. He likes to fight and do parkour, and absolutely will teach you some, he's also hot (and fruity). Edgar is very shy and overprotective most of the time when it comes to people he likes, but like he's perfect. So all love and hail Edgar.

Shrek: ayo Edgar is so fine
Obama: holy shit i agree i want him to rail me
Embry (me): bro that's my fucking husband

by Cemetery whore December 5, 2021

Edwardo Retardo

Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.

"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006

Eduardo

Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.

Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.

by Your Mother II January 1, 2012

Team Edward

One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.

Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.

by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010