drive like a dan

the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln

Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.

by mattpoopyhead March 30, 2009

drizrunk

Another version of getting drunk. Similar meanings, made famous by squirtle.

Were finna get drizrunk!

Im finna go to school tomorrow drizrunk!

by nagro March 17, 2009

drinkorexia

The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.

No, I can't go to dinner! I have drinkorexia!

by visean March 30, 2009

Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.

"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010

drive-by chat

When someone initiates sending an instant message chat then never replies to your reply

My older relatives occasionally hit me with drive-by chats on Facebook too! If only all Baby Boomers would learn that chatting is meant to be conversational and not one-way like a postcard.

by TheInfovore June 11, 2010

Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.

man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?

by Flex44 October 31, 2010

Drizztzlyvania

A country exclusively populated by dual scimitar wielding Drow Rangers.

An unfortunate side effect of 80's D&D nostalgia and limited imagination, resulting in all Drow Elves resembling Drizzt Do'Urden.

Made popular after it's inclusion in the Dungeons & Dragons Speculative Handbook of 5E.

Dungeon Master: At the edged of your torchlight you can make out a band of vile Drow Elves, all in leather armor and dual wielding scimitars.

Thief: Ahh man, we must have wandered into Drizztzlyvania without knowing it

by HeWhoReadsOnToilet February 7, 2012