crocodile done deal

1. done deal. finished. derived from 1986 movie starring paul hogan, "crocodile" dundee.

2.to agree, to make a deal.

1. i was at the car dealership all day and i was really happy when it was crocodile done deal.

he has been passed out in the car for an hour. crocodile done deal.

2. you want to leave? crocodile done deal.

by coco chappelle September 19, 2012

Crocodile Ebola

Is somthing that kills you instantly

I got infected by crocodile Ebola I’m going to die

by Fisher MC Fisher June 13, 2018

crocodile gremlin

They have giant dicks and will make ur gran tranny. He will fuck u up in any game and every time u say it a crocodile turns into a gremlin.

Man: ur shite at coood
Man 2: no your gran tranny and I’m a crocodile gremlin
Man: shite why U say dat
*pet crocodile turns into gremlin*
Man 2: shite run me in fuhrer

by Ur gran tranny May 12, 2018

crocodial

A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.

I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

crocobulligatiphantopotamus

Noun
Origin: Latin

A member of XX genus who has distasteful physical features, most notably BMI >35, and a face only a mother could love.

How did that crocobulligatiphantopotamus manage to get laid???!

by HuckKnowledge May 19, 2020

Crocohound

An at least 20% hound who chews on everything. When his mouth is open, he will look like a crocodile

The crocohound followed and was about to lick the camera

by Chikabille January 27, 2021

crocogator

Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.

I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?

"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 15, 2021