Cranking 

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

Cranking by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008

crankity 

Unsteady; easy to upset; crank.

"The people of #kernel-panic are always so crankity!"

crankity by Jedidiah October 23, 2002

cranksters 

An abuser of "Crank" methamphetamine.

He's a crankster.

cranksters by Filbert December 28, 2003

cranka 

a girl that goes around and only gives head.

i was tryin to hit that but she gave me head instead. that broad is a cranka fa sho.

cranka by sweetz June 24, 2004

Cranked Dat Roosevelt 

To fuck a girl so hard you put her in a wheelchair like Franklin Roosevelt

You-"Dude you see that girl over there?"
Friend-"The one in the wheelchair?"
You-"Ya, last night she wasnt in a wheelchair"
Friend-"Dude, you cranked dat roosevelt"

Cranked Dat Roosevelt by mike degan April 30, 2009

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

canking by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

chanker 

derogatory name for a person of Asian descent; Derived from the term "chink".

chankers be havin dem slanty eyes.

chankers cant drive cause their eyes are all squinty and they always be eatin dat cat and rice.

chanker by marque June 19, 2007