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Home Cooking

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.
The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!
by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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cookie duster

Be sure to keep that cookie duster trimmed.
by LightJoker April 9, 2006
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COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!
"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"
by Eleanor April 10, 2005
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
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choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
by sea weed October 6, 2008
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Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

www.girlscoutcookies.org
"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
by tinjuchic February 5, 2010
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