Bitch Rule

The Bitch rule states that any period, exclamation point, or question mark can be replaced with the word "Bitch", similarly almost any sentence can begin with the word "Bitch". However if you put the word "Bitch" in the beginning of the sentence you can not replace the period, exclamation point, or question mark with "Bitch". lets try some examples:

Bitch Rule
Normal: Get me some mayo for this sub. -> Get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch get me some mayo for this sub.
Question: Will you get me some mayo for this sub? -> will you get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch will you get me some mayo for this sub?
Emotional: Get me some MAYO for this sub! -> Get me some MAYO for this sub BITCH -> BITCH get me some MAYO for this sub!

Bitch Grammar Rules

by DaCzar April 25, 2013

Homework Bitch

Someone who does their homework the day it's given and as thoroughly as possible. This person will usually rub it in your face until you feel like punching them.

Homework Bitch: "Did you finish your essay?"
You: "No, it isn't due until next Friday..."
Homework Bitch: "HAHA! I did the whole thing last night!"
You: "You're such a homework bitch."

Homework Bitch: "How long is your report?"
You: "Like 3 pages"
Homework Bitch: "Mine is 10."
You: "Fuck you."

by crazykid10195 March 1, 2011

5 Star Bitch

Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5$taRbxtCh November 29, 2009

does wayne brady have to choke a bitch

The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch

hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

by Kristofsky Jonesrinskivich April 5, 2005

Little Bitch

Someone whiny, needy, and someone who gets upset when you don't talk to them right when they need you to, but little bitches are very lovable. If you have a little bitch in your group, roast them but don't toast them.

"jesus ryan you're being such a little bitch"

by tayssa October 21, 2017

bitch nigga

A man who, instead of behaving in a manly way, such as standing up for his actions or staying out of other people's buisness, behaves the way a woman, or bitch would, participating in gossip and talking behind other people's backs, with the ultimate goal of causing drama, like a woman (bitch) would.

Nigga's always runnin up to me on the street, "This nigga said this, this nigga said that...", man I don't give a fuck what that Bitch Nigga Said...

by Beemer December 30, 2008

bitch I guess

An expression used by an individual who has been asked a question but does not know the answer.

Dude: Hey dudette, what happened in chemistry class?

Dudette:umm, Bitch I guess!

by PokarFace June 17, 2010