Prison Butler

Noun: An individual given little to no authority over prisoners residing in a correctional facility. Colloquially known as a corrections officers. These sad individuals have the brave task of dealing with violent adults who act like spoiled children. Whether that be inmates or more than likely fellow officers usually both depending on the shift.

"Have you seen the new prison butler?" "Yeah, he won't last a week with that attitude!"

by anonymous March 6, 2026

Rachel Burley

A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.

Ugh, I was having the worst day… then Rachel Burley texted. Instantly better.

by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025

Grady Butler

Best man in the world, gets all the ladies, and cracks the funniest jokes

Dude that man Grady Butler is a G!

by RyZ Raps November 21, 2025

ashleigh-kate-butler

This is a descriptor for when something has reached it maximum level of adorability. So if something is as adorable as possible it has the quality of "ashley-kate-butler".

This word functions best as an adjective with a qualifier like "completely", "so" or is best negated by "lacking".

Wow, that baby kitten is completely ashley-kate-butler

Last week my niece ate a baby-motherfucking-cino with her pinky finger raised. It was ashley-kate-butler.

That girl thinks she's hot... but she's lacking any ashleigh-kate-butler.

by twocakesforeveryone May 1, 2013

The Brady Bartley boomerang

After beating the pussy up like it offended you, blow enough cocain or hard drug in a womans ass so she develops a healthy drug addiction so she comes back hours later after you throw her out of the trap.

Dave come get your wife. I gave her The Brady Bartley Boomerang and shes at my door

by Scotty94 November 12, 2017

One hell of a butler

The catchphrase of one of the most majestic anime hotties evah~
♤Sebasuchan Mikaerisu♤

You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler.

by YumikuriIzCannonMadaFuka April 28, 2018

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019