Troll Bible

The Bible of trolling written by the GhettoJesus Savatar.

Savatar wrote the Troll Bible.

by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024

boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!

"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."

by jjkhalid October 10, 2023

Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.

Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"

by Blasfemy March 18, 2024

Cracker bible

Crack dealer carries a bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

Infinte bible of Brainrot

The Infinite Bible of Brainrot symbolizes the essence of Generation Z's digital culture. It's a collection of memes, jokes, and cultural references that reflect their humor and social commentary. For Gen Z, it's a sacred text and a digital playground, embodying their love for irony, absurdity, and online connection. It's a symbol of their skepticism towards traditional institutions and their preference for decentralized media. Overall, it's a reflection of Gen Z's creativity, resilience, and irreverence in the digital world.

2099 last gen Z on his death bed

Greatson: Pops! Pops! Say what you did when you were 7

Grandpa: Sonny... I was reading the Infinte bible of Brainrot and singging the masterpiece of this century skibidi toilet...
"DIES"

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

The Bible

Ironically, an atheist's most powerful weapon.

"The Bible, when read as it is, is the most potent tool to reinforce atheism."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2024

the bible

People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.

Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?

Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.

You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.

The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”

God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“

The world: “whatever suck it up”

God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*

The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”

by wuhululu September 3, 2024