panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner

Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.

by babylove22 March 29, 2015

boner cat

The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)

You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.

by Frodobarfins January 9, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

Boerne

A small town that’s full of rich hicks and a lot of “daddy’s money” trucks. Everyone vapes in this town cause they can actually afford it. A lot of people are 2 faced bitches in this town.

Guy 1: Hey have u seen that guy in that nice truck?

Guy 2: He must live in boerne

by localho3 May 10, 2018

instinct boner

An erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. Instinct boners often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.

Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.

I could not stay awake in class today. I had a huge instinct boner and I spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.

by KnifeStrauzen May 23, 2011

Rage Boner

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

by beechnutberserkr May 5, 2010

Boner Sphere

The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.

It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.

Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.

by Fuess March 13, 2011