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A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.

Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.
Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."
by Musica42 February 27, 2009
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A small town that’s full of rich hicks and a lot of “daddy’s money” trucks. Everyone vapes in this town cause they can actually afford it. A lot of people are 2 faced bitches in this town.
Guy 1: Hey have u seen that guy in that nice truck?

Guy 2: He must live in boerne
by localho3 May 10, 2018
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