Faps

Faps .. fake ass pieces of shit.

Hiphop/rap term

big mouth wanna be, hypocritical haters, talk the the talk but can’t walk the walk.
Faps bro fake ass pieces of shit thats all they are..
to tell the truth man i aint go no time for these FAPS and that’s facts..
Fuck them keyboard warriors homie, dont sweat it they just a bunch of FAPS for real
by WestOzAlien December 26, 2019
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FAP

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.
by SteviaTs February 19, 2016
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FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)
woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!
by TheDumbdumb August 04, 2021
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alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com
-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
by thisissethc September 30, 2017
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Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 06, 2016
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cheese fap

Did you cheese fap today ?
by Cheese cap master June 03, 2021
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cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich
Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?
by June 03, 2021
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