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Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
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Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme
Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them
by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021
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zach

idiot, he is such a simp, he smells and he copies avs i simp for on roblox
by ella the noob August 23, 2020
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Zach

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
by Mxcey December 6, 2019
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Zach Rudduck

Someone who is constantly repeating dead memes.
Person- Hey Zach!
Zach Rudduck- YEAH BOIIIIII
Person- stop that's dead
Zach Rudduck- YEET!
Person- Stop Zach! All you do is repeat dead memes!
by Max Khaled March 8, 2017
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Zach Goodwin

A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.

Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.
You know who’s great? Zach Goodwin’s dad!
by Sudae November 24, 2021
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Zach

Alfredo: yo it’s Zach

Everyone:yah he bitch
by Alfredo123 November 27, 2019
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