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Tornado

The act of spin tabling a girl so high up that you can pass her on to your bro during a threesome or orgy.
Tom and I tornado'd my GF during our funtime last night!
by RWtub May 11, 2014
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Tonk

The courtesy honk you give a driver in front of you at a stoplight who isn't moving because he/she is distracted by texting or checking email
That guy isn't moving, give him a tonk; The jerk was checking his email so I tonked him to get him going; check out the tonker in front of us; you need to tonk him so we can get moving
by FenderBlender March 15, 2016
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
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tornado thrust

when you fuck a bitch and spin at the same time
"dude i totally tornado thrusted that bitch last night"
by uh suh dude July 4, 2016
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Tornado

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.
Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!
by Jjjoy123 May 20, 2016
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Tornado

Guy 1: Ashley is such a tornado
Guy 2: I know right she was blowing me and got me cumming in 5 minutes
by sppA June 23, 2016
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