Talkin to the box 

When people go to a fast food restaurant drive-in and ask for specials..no tomato,hold the bun leave the lettuce,not too much..etc etc. All the time holding up the entire line.

That dude is just "talkin to the box" where does he think he's eating Red Lobster?

Talkin to the box by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

taking a shit 

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

taking a shit by cagerat December 29, 2007

Taking a Tyrone 

Taking a Tyrone refers to when you have to take a really large shit and you pretend it's a large dicked black man named Tyrone pulling his cock out of you as the turd slides out. This is considered heterosexual because you're only pretending that a large dicked black man named Tyrone is pulling his monster cock out you instead of it this act actually taking place.

The really large shit that I just took felt like a large dicked black man named Tyrone pulling his meat out of me. I wish that every shit I took, felt like I was taking a Tyrone!

Taking a Tyrone by iyaoyasao2 December 24, 2010

Taking matters into your own hands 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

Taking matters into your own hands by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Taking Action 

Taking action is often referred to as doing something very awesome or legit. People who take action are often verbally rewarded among their friends. Situations in which people try to take action but fail end up becoming problematic. Some may link it to sexual activities, although this phrase is only occasionally used when talking of such things.

1. Luke: Dude did you see that 360noscope I just did?
Alex: hell yea I did that takes action.
2. Kendell: Josh I'm taking action.
Josh: dude what did you do?
Kendell: I just convinced my mom to buy me a ps4 if I shoveled the snow out of the driveway.
Josh: holy sh*t talk about taking action!
3. Collin: Man, did you see the Super Bowl?
Max: yea who didn't?
Collin: the seahawks were so close to taking action.
Max: I know right, that would have taken so much action if they would have won.

Taking Action by ActionTaker February 10, 2015

taking the option 

When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.

"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"

"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."

taking the option by Sliver92 January 10, 2010

Taking it out on Twitter 

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.

John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."

Taking it out on Twitter by IDidTalktotheJonasBrothers May 12, 2011