Smoothie

A nice blowjob with absolutely no teeth.

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."

by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016

smoothlord

1. Someone who is beyond smooth, and has shown fantastic grace and ability in the act of seducing those of the opposite gender

2. When a guy tries to slide into the dms but in real life

Have you seen Sebastian talking to that girl?

Yeah, he's such a smoothlord.

by Nuclear Toast November 27, 2016

smoothmaster

Someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. They will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly sexual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.

They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.

Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.

Within five minutes, Jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough sex, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. All in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.

by Dr. Sigh January 6, 2017

Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

smootha

She's a hoe

That bitch is a smootha

by Smt 1246 March 18, 2017

Smoothdog

A blowjob.

Sometimes shortened to smoothie.

That girl gave Steve a smoothdog as expected!

by Lieutenant Frank Drebin June 27, 2017

smootchable

A playful way to tell her that her face is cute and very kissable.

And those cute cheeks of yours are very smootchable....mmmmm!

by Contypicallyconfused July 12, 2017