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Scapecat

When you want to kill your kid and you have a can and you blame after you smother the kid
Casey Anthony realized in prison that she should have bought a cat instead.

“Man, I should gone to the pet store instead of doing all those internet searches. I could have had a scapecat.”
by Mike TheMac June 23, 2022
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Science

Science is the subject of torture to some and heaven to others . Basically everyone dies in that subject. So, either you hate that subject to death or you love it to death.
Classmate 1: Hey girlie how’s your Science paper-
Classmate 2: I did rlly badly I MEAN I DUN CARE ABOUT WHO INVENTED THE BUNSEN BURNER

Classmate 1 *offended* : Robert Bunsen is basically the soul of Science, which is my fav subject.
by 😈😃damn July 26, 2022
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sciencondom

A prophalactic shield or guard worn on the brain of mainstream scientists that blocks any optional evidence that is different from currently acceptable mainstream beliefs or dogma on any given issue, topic or subject.
Hawkinstein could not see the physical existence of an arrowhead made from element 115 that has no gravitational attraction to anything except skank stink because his sciencondom was secured on his mind.
by Gymwould July 28, 2022
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Science

A subject no one likes
if you like this you hella gay
fuck science
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science fiction

a flex of imagination, serving many as righteous motivation.

for some things, our reality right now.
by wokeup2this July 15, 2022
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Scapesheep

A person who is influencing a group of people and goes unnoticed. Always seems to be neutral when the influence has turned into instigating.

a secret Hitler, if you will
Walked into a house party and there was a scapesheep. What looks to be a good fun conflict, will soon turn into an unfortunate outcome. If you are able to find the scapesheep, the best thing you can do is save yourself;do not be a hero and try to save other people because it will most likely offend them and ultimately become a victim of the vicious cycle. You know what they say--if you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Rule of thumb: Not all scapesheep are psychopaths, but all psychopaths are scapesheep.
by MouthyBlackFoot- AnalDestryr September 13, 2022
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Science

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT SCIENCE YET. Science is my love, science is my life. A world without science is a world without love. Math has nothing on science.
Science. Science. Science. Science. Science.
by CoinDude3.0 September 28, 2022
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